Lesbianmen and Gaygals Unite!
By Pastor Lee Hemen
April 24, 2014
If there are men who think they are women and women who think they are guys, couldn’t there be men who love women because they think they are lesbians? You know men who dress like men because they believe they were born to love women as a woman. In fact, couldn’t we then have them then demand the right to use the same bathrooms as straight men, be able to marry the opposite sex, and have equal rights recognition under the Constitution? And, what if there are women who think they are gay men who love women? I think we should have education in this area and demand the rights of the lesbianman or gaygal. Haven’t these folks been persecuted enough? I can sense the Democratic Party shivering with excitement at the prospect. Perhaps we could get Senator Patty Murray to slug across the stage and mutter something into the TV cameras on their behalf. Maria Cantwell could then readily agree that she has all along supported the oppressed lesbianman and gaygal. Oh, and think of the Federal monies available to help this newly found oppression! Wow, the prospects are mind-boggling, after all they were definitely born that way…
Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God. “Everything is permissible for me”–but not everything is beneficial. “Everything is permissible for me”–but I will not be mastered by anything. (1 Corinthians 6:9-12 NIV)